How This Man Washes Dishes on Thanksgiving

photo (3)How does this man wash dishes on Thanksgiving?  

Very graciously. I don’t do much talking. I play some classic holiday jazz music in the kitchen and keep a strong cocktail within arms reach.

I wash as many dishes as I can until someone relieves me.  I always turn down the first reliever, but once the second reliever offers to step in and take over, I hightail it out of the kitchen as soon as I can.

Before I bust that move, I dry and put away as many dishes as I can, sweep the floor, wipe off the counters, and give my wife a big kiss telling her she did a great job hosting.

Then I’m ghost.